Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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