it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
