we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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