I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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