But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
my liver is dry heaving
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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