Jerry, you need to find god
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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