Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
His nipple licking is glorious
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