Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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