i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
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