i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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