I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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