I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
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