dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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