She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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