I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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