I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
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