a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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