try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
you made out with another girl for some wings
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Randomize
