question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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