Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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