office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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