OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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