Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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