there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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