I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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