who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
