this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Let's paint friendship bongs
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I'm having to shit out rocks
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