at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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