Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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