Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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