Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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