is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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