Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Randomize
