I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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