my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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