I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
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