so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Maybe he injected his testicle?
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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