How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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