we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
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