this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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