that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
no you cant smoke seaweed
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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