So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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