he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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