the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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