I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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