so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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