So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Randomize
