Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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