David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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