im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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