So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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