I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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