It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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