I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I intend to get homeless drunk
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
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