There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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