I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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