If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
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